The Force Was Not Strong in That One…

Posted February 8th, 2012 by Leah R with No Comments
For crying out loud!!  I’ve met a few dumb ass cops in my travels (to be fair, many, many more smart ones) but this is ridiculous!  What are they thinking shutting this guy down and subjecting the rest of us to Vader and his hot breath?  And Judge, what about you?  Sentencing Jedi Canterbury to 45 days in the pokey and then curbing his training with probation!  We’ll all be bacon by then!
I guess a little bit of the blame does rest with old Canterbury as he may have been a bit reckless with his lethal weapon by hitting some of those people.  Had he done this in Florida he’d be facing similar charges.  Most likely he’d be looking at a first degree misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail for battery after striking these folks against their will, and potentially resisting arrest without violence, also a first degree misdemeanor.  This, assuming of course he’s a fake Jedi as the good authorities of Oregon assume…  I bet the ewoks would have something to say about this.

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